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1/6/2017

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"8 Things She's looking for in a guy"

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Hey guys! Want to know what women are looking for? Her are 8 characteristics you should working on to get the girl of your dreams!

1. Be Tall

Chicks dig a tall dude. If you can get youself to 6 foot or taller, you'll totally win her over! This is totally in your control!

2. Make a ton of money

Are you making minimum wage? Or just around $20 an hour? If so...make more! Women love a guy who can afford everything they want!

3. Be more ripped

Going to the gym twice a day? You're not?! Well get to it, bud! She ain't bringing your flabby butt around her friends!

4. Play a musical instrument

The ladies love a rock star. In between that 60 hour work week and the gym, try to learn an instrument. Guitar players get a lot of women.

5. Have a lot of free time to spend with her

if you're too busy making money, getting ripped, and pursing artistic endeavors, she will probably leave you! So you better find a job that's done by 4pm and weekends off! With tons of vacay time!

6. Understand her every need all the time

If you're not in tune with her 24/7, then obviously you're not soulmates, and she's right, Thad from the gym is.

7. Be a dad who can do it all

After your 75 hour work week, guitar lessons, gym time, and comforting her 24/7, you need to be the dad of the month. If you're not coaching every sport they play, then don't be surprised when the coach becomes your kid's new step dad.

8. Be a non-judgemental, enlightened, spiritual guru

Once you realize physical material things are useless, like your job, your body, your income, your passions, and your life, then you too can be the guru she desires.
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Okay, gents! You're all set. Just follow these non conflicting desirable traits, and you too will land the perfect girl!
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