Comedy Haiku to Break Writer's Block

For those who don't know, I was an English teacher with dreams of being a pro writer. Which did happen, but not completely as I planned. My Masters was in English with an emphasis in Film Theory, which I completed 17 years ago. I used to teach writing, poetry, and creative writing at both the high school and college level. So here's my ode to standup through haiku. For those who don't know, haiku are three line poems with 5,7,5 syllable structure, usually dealing with nature in someway. Here are five haiku with practical advice. And for the record, haiku is both singular and plural. I added a title for fun.     

Your First Three Years
Stand Up Comedy
Perform weeknights and weekends
Just not bringer shows

The Art of Emailing a Booker 
Email Bookers now
Future You will be grateful 
Always ask for cash

The Comic Not Booked 
Five men on a show
No women in the lineup 
Bad booker are you 

Whitney Cummings and Marc Maron at The Comedy Store  
Famous comics are
Taking spots from new comics 
Selfish and greedy

​Life on the Road Heading To Oregon
Passing tall oak trees
Hearing my wrestling podcasts  
Sunsets fill the sky

Here's my best advice for you when you have "writer's block" - just write a few haiku on one topic and get something on paper.