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Ladies! 10 Ways To Know He's Into You!

12/30/2016

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Hey, ladies! As a guy who gets friend zoned 100% of the time, a lot of girls ask me "How do I know if He's Into Me, Paul?" Well...look no further. Here are 10 telltale signs to know if you're his bae.
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10 Ways To Know He's Into You
1. He adorably & awkwardly looks for ways to start conversations.

2. He is always trying to make you laugh.

3. He tells his buddies about you.

4. When you slept over the first time, he didn't go to sleep but stared at you the entire night.

5. He openly flirts with your mom, in front of your step-dad, and tells her, "if your daughter is half as beautiful as you are at 40...wait...you're 50...noooo..."

6. He gets a DUI because "I trust you can drive me everywhere, baby."


7. He has a Tinder account because he tells you "I want to make sure your pic never comes up!"

8. He tells you "you need to get a real job" and "find some $!*%# direction" because "bills don't pay themselves."

9. He dates you for over half a decade trying to convince you marriage is "just a contract" and leaves you for that 21 year old bartender he swears was just a friend. You know...the girl who liked every post he ever put on social media and always commented under your pics "cutest couple ever!"

10. He sends you the "I miss you baby" and "she wasn't you baby" texts at 2:00am three months later.

Now you know He's Into You!
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