Black Friday is a weird holiday. It combines three things I usually don't like doing:

1. Waking up early on a day off

2. Having to give over my money

3. Being surrounded by loud, angry people

If I wanted to get up early, give away my money, and look puzzled at those around me, I'd go to Disneyland, or a family reunion. I'm kidding about the first one.

Actually, Black Friday is the worst day of the year. People act like they survived WWII after shopping from 2am to 10am. Or what I call the Normandy attack.

My family used to get really organized, we'd have our mission, and then my grandma would channel Tom Hanks and say, "and I'll see you on the beach!" Then we do what Americans have been doing best for 200 years. Get into debt!

Everyone asks me all the time how I came up with my hashtag #themoomabides? It's inspired by the film The Big Lebowski. In this classic bowling crime comedy, The Dude (played by Jeff Daniels) says his final words before rolling a game: "The Dude Abides."

The Stranger (Sam Elliot) then looks at the camera to declare, "The Dude...taking it easy for all us sinners."

So I abide. As should you.

Please come out and support! You could be laughing at me and some of my new material! Contact me if you want to come out!

Can anyone explain to me why Snapchat continues to sell out for corporate gain? If it isn't some Mcdonalds filter, it's the Mission Impossible filter, or some other commercial filter. Hey snapchat, no one was ever considered cool by hooking up with corporate America.

I'm going to be performing in my original hometown Van Nuys on Thanksgiving Eve! Come out and have fun! If you don't laugh, I'll pay the cover charge!