come see me at the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club at 7pm! Free tickets! You can afford that! I plan to invite homeless people if you don't come!
For the past five years I've taught in private education. You know...the type of school you hated because the girls wouldn't date you and the boys were ambiguously hetero nonthreating.
While I'm getting out...I will miss seeing alumni that I know benefited from my limited expertise. Tonight during 8th grade promotion, I ran into Brandon. He promised to post this on Instagram. So I stole it.
It's Memorial Day Weekend coming up! I got jokes to tell all weekend to kick off summer!
I was told by a veteran comedian that I should start looking into marketing material for my comedy career. One of my more popular bits is when I talk about being at least an "Iowa 9" -- so I made this shirt. I'm thinking about selling them in the near future. Anyone interested?
On 5/22 I'm going to be booked for a really fun show! Some of my comedy friends will be on it and you'll laugh. Oh. How you'll laugh. Buy tickets through the button below.
Paul Douglas Moomjean Blog's About What's on His Mind
Blogging allows for me to rant when there is no stage in the moment to talk about what's important and/or funny to me.