Graduation Week...where comedy meets economy.

For the past five years I've taught in private education. You know...the type of school you hated because the girls wouldn't date you and the boys were ambiguously hetero nonthreating.

While I'm getting out...I will miss seeing alumni that I know benefited from my limited expertise. Tonight during 8th grade promotion, I ran into Brandon. He promised to post this on Instagram. So I stole it.